Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, but I’m new in town,
can I have directions to your place?

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Are you religious? [Why?]
Because you're the answer to my prayers.

Am I dead, Angel?
Cause this must be heaven!

Ask a woman for the time.
"10:30? So today is September 6, 2010,
at 10:30 AM, thanks I just wanted
to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

Do you have a Bandaid?
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

As she's leaving....
Hey aren't you forgetting something?
She: What?
Me!

Apart from being sexy,
what do you do for a living?

There are 206 bones in the human body...
do you want another one?

Did they just take you out of the oven?
[No, why?] Because you're hot!


I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.